Meet the coaster that stares into your soul. This sleepy turtle isn’t just adorable—it’s here to silently judge you every time you put down your drink.
Perfect for pranking your coworkers, confusing your friends, or just adding a weird little vibe to your desk. Durable, hilarious, and 100% unnecessary (which makes it perfect).
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Why you’ll love it: - Looks like it’s watching you (because it is) - Great conversation starter - Ideal for silly gifts or desk decoration - Fits most cups & mugs
